Front Nine
It's garbage. It is far too difficult for an opening hole and should be moved to the back nine or the dump.
Julie Wyzryuck
This hole is so long that I always feel like I'm playing with a marshmallow. A very large marshmallow.
Angela Brouabreau
This was drawn by little Billy Butnuster, Betty's grandson. This led to the creation of the Conundrum Kids Project.
I always get the feeling that the pelicans are watching me.....and that they've seen better.
Jimmy Fidgetfork
Here I go, already thinking about eating at the turn.
Tommy Toshore
Here I am, 50 yards right of civilization in a pile of everything. Time for a bonfire, maybe roast those marshmallows.
Frank Bush
Sure, he may be all smiles and look like the Head Pro, but at some point this guy will jump on my back and make me bogey this hole.
Jerry Jabb
This is the hole that earned me the nickname, Stevie Starboard. At least I'm not known as Peter Port.
Yours Truly
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This is it, this is the money hole. Time to get out your change and pay up girls.
Linda Forgenfor